A good way to celebrate your boyfriends 26th birthday: drink more than your body weight and throw up everywhere
Everything makes me want to cry
I can’t stand the fact that people will spend copious amounts of money to purchase a dog from a breeder/puppy mill when there are millions of sweet angels that need homes, are you fucking dumb? I might quit my job.
A cockroach the size of my hand emerged out of the sink at a clients house and I tried to drown it but was also paralyzed with fear.